What to Do in Times of Turmoil: 2 Samuel 20:1-26

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Second Samuel, Second Samuel chapter every twenty verses one through

twenty six, And just as a reminder to our readers,

this is David who just you know, had a very

bad tragy in his own family. There was a revolt

against him, and his son basically tried to revolte against him.

And then he's basically eliminated everybody who is you know,

rised up against him. He's now totally in control, and

now he's trying to show kindness and mercy to those

who are left, right, those who haven't died. Yeah, but

there's there's terrible, terrible It actually is a curse on

his household, right, The curse on his household is that

there would be death. They were going to live and

die by the sword. So there's all kind of strife.

His captain Joe Ab, who was the captain of the

Guard under Saul when David was a commander of the Guard.

Joe Ab was actually one of his comrades who he

fought side by side. And Joe Ab is going to

be a part of this story today and and and

so anyway, Joe Ab actually killed Absolom and and so anyway, yeah,

so that's going to continue this, This whole strife of

death is going to continue to play out here. Yeah.

And it's in verse twenty or sorry, chapter twenty, verses

one through twenty six, and the title here is the

Revolt of Sheba, which it just feels like a lot

of this this this book is dealing with revolts.

By the way, he killed Abner. He didn't kill Abstrong,

he killed Abner.

Sorry, there you go. Second Samuel versus one here to

chapter twenty there happened to be a troublemaker there named Sheiba,

son of Vickery, a man from the tribe of Benjamin.

Sheiba blew a rams horn and began to chant down

with the dynasty of David. We have no interest in

the son of Jesse. Come on, you men of Israel,

back to your homes, which I love that that's quite

a chance. So all the men of Israel deserted David

and followed Shiba, son of Vickery, But the men of

Judas stayed with their king and escorted him from the

Jordan River to Jerusalem. When David came to his palace

in Jerusalem, he took the ten concubines he had left

after the palace and placed them in seclusion. Their needs

were provided for, but he no longer slept with them,

so each of them lived like a widow until she died.

Then the king told Amasa mobilized the army of Judah

within three days and report back at that time. So

Amasa went out to notify Judah, but it took him

longer than the time he had been given. Then David

said to Abashi, Shiba son of Bickery, is going to

hurt us more than Absalom did. So, David, he's pretty

nervous about this, and rightfully so. Right, quick, take my

troops and chase after him before he gets into a

fortified town where we can't reach him. So, Abashi and Joeb,

together with the King's bodyguard and all the Mighty warriors,

set out from Jerusalem to go after Sheiba. As they

arrived at the Great Stone and Gibbeon, Amasa met them.

Joeb was wearing his military tunic with a dagger strapped

to his belt. As he stepped forward to greet Amasa,

he slipped the dagger from its sheath. How are you,

my cousin, Joeb said, and took him by the beer

with his right hand, as though to kiss him. Amasa

didn't notice a dagger in his left hand, and Job

stabbed him in the stomach with it, so that his

insides gushed out onto the ground. Feels like I'm watching

like what's the gladiator or something?

Right? Terrible?

Yes, yes, joeab did not need to strike again, and

Amasa soon died. Joeb and his brother Abashai left him

lying there and continued after Sheiba. One of Job's young

men shouted to Amasa's troops. If you're for Joabed and David,

come and follow Joab. But a massa laying laying his

blood in the middle of the road, and Joab's man

saw that everyone was stopping to stare at him. We

pulled them off the road into a field and threw

a cloak over him. With a masa's body out of

the way, everyone went on with Joeb to capture Sheiba,

son of Vickery. Meanwhile, Shiba traveled through all the tribes

of Israel and eventually came to the town of abel

Beth Makah. All the members of his own clan, the

Bik Rights, assembled for battle and followed him into the town.

When Job's forces arrived, they attacked abel Beth Mecca. They

built a siege ramp against the town's fortifications and began

battering down the wall. But a wise woman in the

town called out to Joeb. Listen to me, Joeb, come

over here so I can talk to you. As he approached,

the woman asked, are you Joeb, which is funny because

she originally called his name. I am, he replied, So

she said, listen carefully to your servant. I'm listening. He said,

Then she continued, there used to be a saying, if

you want to settle an argument, ask advice at the

town of abel, I am one who is peace loving

and faithful in Israel. But you are destroying an important

town in Israel. Why do you want to devour what

belongs to the lord? And Joeb replied, believe me, I

don't want to devour or destroy your town. That's not

my purpose. All I want is a man named Sheba's son,

a Vickery from the hill country of a Frame, who

has revolted against King David. Have you hand over this

man to me? I will leave the town in peace,

all right. The woman replied, we will throw his head

over the wall to you, savage. Then the woman went

to all the people with their wives advice, and they

cut off Sheba's head and threw it out to Joeb.

So he blew the rams horn and called his troops

back from the attack. They all returned to their homes,

and Joeb returned to the king at Jerusalem. Now Joab

was the commander of the Army of Israel. Benanaiah, son

of Jehodah, was captain of the King's bodyguard. At an

Erom was in charge of the labor force. Jehosaphat, son

of al Hulud, was the royal historian. Shiba was the

court secretary. They're just name and names. Now, try to

mess me up. They're just messing with me now. Zadak

and Nabathar with a priest, and Ira, a descendant of

Jeh was David's personal priest. I love that ending.

I'm like you said, they're just trying to That's so fun.

That's good. So what a savage, little a savage. This

is a movie right here. This is a great movie.

Yeah, yeah, it's it's a you know, one of those

movies where you know, have you ever seen a movie

where there's way more violence than you really.

Want them to be? There's hacks You ever see Hacksaw

Ridge hacks.

I did, Yes, Yes, yes, it was great, great movie.

Great movie. Yes. But I but I only remember the

great parts.

I don't necessarily remember violence, right, I remember like the

awesome you know what's his name Andrew Garfield who played

the character, like, I just loved that part of it.

And uh.

And so anyway, I talked to my wife and seeing

this and uh, and I said, hey watch us.

She says, no, I can't watch. I said, no, no, it's

not violent. I said, it's not even that bad story.

It's a great story. You're gonna love it.

It's about faith and this guy who loves God and

everything else.

And so anyway, we start watching it.

Well then all of a sudd the battle scenes come yeah,

and she is like sobbing, she's weeping, and she has

to turn off and she goes to bed and we

were like all cuddly before and she's like, she's like,

no shot, buddy.

She's like, you just ruined the night. Date night is over.

Date Night is over. And I'm like, what did I do?

Yeah?

And I didn't realize how violent it was.

That just it's funny because Memorial Day we can me

and Kristen watch Saving Private Ryan, just because it was like,

you know, and that first scene the D Day, I mean,

it's like twenty minutes of just you're watching, and it's

just it's it's hard to watch.

It's hard to watch same thing.

But you know, that's pretty much description.

We just yes, we're just read.

Yes, a lot of blood and also you have him

kind of hiding his knife his dagger, invites somebody in

stabs him. It feels like a mob movie right there.

Yeah.

And then and then she says, don't worry, We'll make

sure we uh, we will throw his head over the

wall to you. And so they go find Sheba kill

him right there on site. But I want to read

the note you mentioned it in yesterday's podcast for anybody

who didn't didn't see this because we talked about the

tribe of Benjamin in this last section here, but our

note here in the Life Application Bible here says although

Israel was a united kingdom, it was still made up

of twelve separate tribes. These tribes often had difficulty agreeing

on the goals of the nation as a whole. So

tribal jealousies had originally kept Israel from completely conquering the

Promised Land, and now tribal jealousies were threatening the stability

of David's reign by giving Sheba an opportunity to rebel.

And I did find it interesting the way David actually

was nervous that he had another absolom rebellion on his hands.

So he was, I mean, he was on the defensive,

that's for sure, right.

And then also let me read this other note too.

This is a good one.

It says, once again, Joe AB's murderous act went unpunished,

just as it did when he kill Labner, which I

which I already referenced back in Second Samuel chapter three.

And it says eventually, however, it justice does catch up

with him in First King chapter number two, which we

will probably eventually get there and probably even read that.

I may see that sin and treachery often go unpunished,

but God's justice is not limited to this life's rewards.

Even if Joe Ab had died of old age, he

would still have to face the day of judgment. And

uh and so, just as a little foreshadowing, uh, David's son,

King Solomon is the one who eventually orders the death

of Joe Abb and uh and and and so, yeah,

it does basically come back to him because Joe Abb

is just pretty much out of control, yeah right.

And being connected to that family, it just seems like, yeah,

my goodness.

Yeah so so yeah, So I think that one of

the main things, I mean, you know, if you were

to preach a sermon from here, Kyle, Uh, I think

that one of the sermons could be you know, probably

to you is I mean, this is a pretty brutal story.

I guess, I guess I could say the overall picture

when things like this happen u you know, when we

get down into the weeds of this whole, you know,

this this rebellions and these kingdoms. What I have a

tendency to do is I have a tendency to want

to zoom out to thirty thousand feet and look at

the promises of God.

And even though that we're in the weeds.

Of the battles, you know, you just have to you know,

you know, sort of zoom back out.

Well, think about it, Think about how.

Many battles that David probably was involved in, like this,

in rebellions and just like this where he has to

just sort of, you know, rest on the promises of God.

Should he expresses fear and he says, hey, let's take

care of this or else it may cause us as

much damage as absolue caused us.

Right, So he does show concern.

And fear, But at the same time he has to

remember that, you know, God's promises were given. You know,

he is promised to be the king, you know, and

you know, even even when he has desire to build

the temple, is what does God say God says, know

that responsibility be passed on to your son, because you

know your hands are.

Filled with blood. That was David's lot in life.

David's lot in life was you know, God had a

mission to carry out against all those who were pagans,

all those who blasphemed against God. David's life was spent

carrying out the mission of God by eliminating a lot

of God's enemies. But again, these are promises. So David

has to, you know, show his worldly wisdom, his strategy,

his earthly experience. You know, he exercises all of that,

you know, so he doesn't just say, okay, God is

that this rebellion.

He has to implement his own gifts.

But at the same time, you got to zoom out

thirty thousand feet and say, okay, God's got this. Because

God's hand has always been on me for every battle,

for every rebellion. I know the future. I know that

God promises us a dynasty, a legacy. You know, David's

kingdom is all above all other earthly kings at this point, right,

and so you know the Messiah is going to come

from his kingdom.

And so that's what I have a tendency to do.

I have a tendency to sort of think about that

in my own life and think about, Okay, even when

things get discouraging, and even when things feel like they're

down in the weeds, you know, has God forgotten his promises?

Has God forgotten to take care of me? Has God

forgotten to you know, have his blessing upon me in

my life? You've got to sort of zoom out and say, hey,

I'm going to get through this with my own intelligence,

my own abilities, and all the experience that God has

given to me in my life. We're supposed to implement

those things. We're supposed to pray about it and do

what we can, but we have to sit back and

trust that God's going to always do what he can

that's really good.

We'll just have his hands upon my life.

Yeah, the thing that you ask, what you know a

message you might give here. It's interesting because in this

chapter or in this in this section here we see

something that stood out to me, which is, whenever you

look at scripture, I feel when you think about the

women that are highlighted in scripture, right, there's so many

great women who are highlighted, especially in a culture that

really didn't that culture didn't have as much value towards women.

Jesus did, obviously and God does. But the people in

that day and age was just they didn't speak in public,

speak up in public. And it was a whole thing

when you think about it, you think about women in

the scripture and you see people who are there. They

talk about their faithfulness, they talk about, you know, their beauty,

they talk about their patience. You have you know, marry

mother of Jesus, and just her her trust in God.

So you see all these things. But warrior, yep, yep.

And that's the thing, is like Deborah being a warrior.

There's not many others like where there's like these tough

moments right where it's like an actual physically bad person, right,

And this is a moment here you have this woman

who who kind of goes and approaches Joe Ab and

she knows who he is, but she's like, are you Joeb? Listen?

And then she said listen carefully to your servant. And

then she goes on and she speaks up. And the

note in this says, and then in the Bible says,

Joeb's men were attacking the city and it looked as

if it would be destroyed. The women in that society

were usually quiet in public. This woman spoke out. She

stopped Joebs attacked, not with weapons, but with wise words

and a plan of action. And then it says, often

the courage to speak a few sensible words can prevent

great disaster. So she stops him from destroying the city

and just and causing more harm than good, and then

has a plan of attack. But the way she goes

about it, though, is she's like, she's like, hey, I'm

gonna we'll throw his head over the wall to you.

So she went on the people that cut off she

was heading throw it out to Joeb. So she had

a great plan, she had a great strategy, and she

did it, and Joeb listened. And it was really cool

to see a woman step in, because so much of

this is driven by men. To see a woman step

in is really cool.

Yeah, and there's a and you know, Joe Ab had

actually used a cunning woman to actually persuade David. Do

you remember a couple of chapters ago, So Joe ab

knows the value of a woman who has wisdom. Yeah,

So that's really cool. That's one of the reasons why

I'm sure Joe Abbs stopped and listened to her, because

Joe has already proven that he knows the value of

a of a of a wise woman. I thought of

remember j L jail or jail depending on how you

bounce it. Who who jammed the spike through the guy's head,

you know? And uh, I think it was like the

Book of Judges. Uh, anyway it was it was Sis

Sarah a cane at commander where she actually fed in

milk and put us back through his head.

So yeah, there's there's a few warriors. Yeah.

Uh, I was thinking of uh Ezra right and uh.

And also uh not Ezra. Who am I thinking of esther?

But she was definitely more on the start off with beauty, right,

and was able to use her influence to.

But very cunning, very very cunning, right, So not a

warrior in the sense where she's driving a spike through

somebody's head or cutting off somebody's head and throwing it

over a wall. Yeah, but still right there in the

heat of battle with the king, right.

And uh, well, I think the lesson in that is

just to speak up, right, speak up, and in those

moments where maybe you feel like your voice won't be

heard when you feel like you know your voice is

unworthy and invaluable, that there's moments in time where maybe

God like maybe just your voice, maybe this, this the

Holy Spirit in you is going to bring something great

that you know, speaking into a work situation, speaking into

family situations, I think it's really important to not just

withhold or just assume nobody wants to hear your voice.

And I think in the story, you see that, Yeah.

I wonder, I wonder if this cunning woman, I wonder

if she was the one that actually took off his head.

There's no way, no, no. It basically talks about how

it sounds like she's the strategist though right right, a

plan of action.

She's like, Okay, here's the deal, Joe, we'll get his

head from it. We're going to do is throw the

head over the wall. And that guy didn't have a chance, right.

No, we're going to save our whole entire city or

one guy.

We just get rid of that guy. Ye Oh that's terrible,

it's good. Uh Well, what else? What else, Kyle? What

other words of wisdom before we sign off?

Anything else stand out to you where we can take

away from this gruesome, gruesome story.

Oh man, a tough one.

Well how about this, how about sort of the footnote

that we read about Joe Abb, which is, you know,

the Bible says in Galatians, your sins will find you out.

Right, so be not deceived.

God is not mocked whatsoever a man sows he's going

to reap.

And so here's Joe Abb. We see him.

Sort of getting out of control, doing what he wants,

you know, grabbing people by the beard, pertending to kiss

them and then pulling out a dagger and killing them.

I know, you know, I know he's a warrior.

I know this is battle, but he seems to not

have to answer for anything that he does.

He tends to go his own way. There's the King's way, right,

David's way, and then it seems like Joeb's kind of

off doing his own things.

I agree with this, Yeah, I agree. So we'll see

that play out I'm sure against him. So let's be

reminded that, hey, we may get away with things maybe

on the surface, but eventually everybody has somebody to answer to, right,

So God's God's gonna make us answer for all things.

So all right, so that is our time right now.

And so Hopefully we'll see you next time on the

Bible guys. H