Bible Guys Classics: Acts 16

So today we're going to hear about Thunder You telling

the story or am I?

I'm gonna let you tell the story. But he's Chris,

I'm Jeff, and we're the Bible guys.

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Yeah, So Jeff did not know during the beginning as

we were talking that that was from you don't talk

about Bernie.

Yeah, so I know, though we don't talk about Bruno. No, no, no, no,

I know that song. I just didn't realize that phrase.

Yeah. Well, I mean you have to really like the

song to know what I was referencing.

Yeah, right, do you sing it in the showering? Do

you sing Disney songs? I sing it always, yes, because

you know a lot of Disney songs.

Well, we sing it around the house.

The only person who knows more Disney songs than you

that I know is my wife.

By the way, on the way home yesterday, just literally

last night, like a couple hours ago, we were coming

home and for some reason, it came into my daughter's

said a deer. Oh, because we saw a deer, a

female deal ray a drop of golden sun. And then

it turned out it turned into all of us singing

it and my son joining into and then all four

of us are singing it, and then it turned into

me asking Siri to play it, and then we listened

to the entire song and we all sang along with

it all because we saw a deer.

Wow, that's wonderful. So I also saw a deer last night.

I was in my tree stand and I was trying

to figure out there's a whole bunch of sausage walking

around the woods. I'm trying to get take it home.

But I wasn't singing. So you guys are the von

Trapp family?

Is that is that?

I'm not saying we're talented. We like to sing.

Okay? Well, good?

So today is the dad joke competition. This is kind

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Oh me start? Okay? How about this one? After an

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career in music, I don't know, because he had a

ton of sick beats.

Oh that's hilarious farmer jokes.

Now, did you know that the creator the Umbrella was

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Oh that's terrible, that's awful. All right, how about this one?

Just get back from a job interview where I was

asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I

wasn't too sure about that, but I could do a

wicked Bohemian rhapsody.

So you can't you're not sure? Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay. So, uh.

What did Mike Tyson say after working out with Chris Hemsworth.

I don't know, you're going to be thor in the morning.

Oh, bad taste, bad taste.

You're gonna be throwing. You're going to be the money.

That's so funny. That's good.

Okay, Uh, I'm glad that segments. And that's a funny

one though these bust me up. I mean, I just

love dad jokes man.

Like the best you're gonna be the bad jokes are

pretty good.

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Okay.

So we are in Acts chapter sixteen, and you and

I before this, before we started recording this episode, we

both said this might be the coolest story in the

book of Acts, right, certainly one of them.

It's my favorite one.

Anyways, Yes, okay, so we're going to start off in

Acts chapter sixteen, Verse sixteen. Paul and Silas get themselves

in trouble. Says one day, as we were going down

to the place of prayer, we met a demon possessed

slave girl. She was a fortune teller who earned a

lot of money for her masters. She followed Paul and

the rest of us, shouting, these men are servants of

the Most High God, and they've come to tell you

how to be saved. This one on day after day

until Paul got so exasperated that he turned and said

to the demon within her, I command you, in the

name of Jesus Christ, to come out of her, and

instantly it left her. Her master's hopes of wealth were

now shattered. So they grabbed Paul and Silace and dragged

them before the authorities at the marketplace. The whole city's

in an uproar because of these Jews, they shouted the

city officials. They're teaching customs that are illegal for US

Romans to practice. A mob quickly formed against Paul and Silas,

and the city of officials ordered them stripped and beaten

with wooden rods. They were severely beaten, and then they

were thrown into prison. The jailer was ordered to make

sure they didn't escape, so the jailer put them in

the inner dungeon and clamped their feet in the stocks.

Around midnight, Paul and Silas were praying and singing hymns

to God, and the other prisoners were listening. Suddenly there

was a massive earthquake and the prison was shaken to

its foundations. All the doors immediately flew open, and the

chains of every prisoner fell off. The jailer woke up

to see the prison doors wide open. He assumed the

prisoners escape, so he drew his sword to kill himself,

but Paul shouted to him, stop, don't kill yourself, We're

all here. The jailer called for lights and ran to

the dungeon and fell down trembling before Paul and Silas.

And then he brought them out and asked, sirs, what

must I do to be saved? They replied, believe in

the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved along with

everyone in your household. And they shared the word of

God with him and with all who lived in his household,

even at that hour of the night. The jailer cared

for them and washed their wounds, and then he and

everyone in his household were immediately baptized. He brought them

into his house and set a meal before them, and

he had his entire household rejoiced because they all believed

in God. The next morning, the city officials sent the

police to the jailer let those men go. So the

jailer told Paul, the city officials have said, you and

Silas are free to leave, go in peace. But Paul replied,

they've publicly beaten us without a trial and put us

in prison, and we're Roman citizens, so now they want

us to leave secretly certainly not let them come themselves

and release us. When the police reported this, the city

officials were alarmed to learn that Paul and Silas were

Roman citizens, so they came to the jail and apologized

to them. Then they brought them out and begged them

to leave the city. When Paul and Silas left the prison,

they returned to the home of Lydia. There they met

with the believers and encourage them once more. Then they

left town.

Such a cool story.

It's a great story. So the so the thunder part

was when the you know, the earthquake, the earthquake happens.

That was my little reference there. And can we start

there at the beginning where Paul decides to cast a

demon out of a fortune teller. Yeah, and then everybody

gets upset because that was the source of income. But

let's not pass up the fact that there was a

demon who could see the future and.

So well could at least tell fortunes.

Yes, at least tell fortunes, which is future right maybe.

I mean, so you've seen fortune cookies or seen zodiac

writings and things like that, and it's just people predicting

a lot of times. But what they do is they

customize it for you. So if you go to if

you went to a fortune teller today, there's some that

are Charlatans that they just pick up on body language

or they sneak stut moud of your purse to figure

out what's going on and to tell stuff. So do

you have do you have a relative sick?

I do?

Yeah?

Is this person important to you? She is?

She is really right, And that's what they do.

So they pick up on little cues and they figure

out how to kind of customize the thing to get

more money out of you. So there's that side of it.

And then this is clearly a demonic thing that had

maybe some special demonic knowledge and that's what would get

them information. But this demon didn't have to necessarily know

the future. That this demon could just know special things

about those people.

Yeah, well, well, you're all right in saying it doesn't

say future, it says fortune telling.

Right right, yeah right, so fortune telling is you know,

that's how we hired you at Heritage Church. I was

trying to figure out when I should How are you

not at cracked cookie at Payway.

And they said, you know, hey way, Yeah, the future

is bright.

That's great.

Move with caution is what it said.

So my life applicated move with caution. Jeez, I wanted

to move on. You're still wanting to tell your job.

So the Life Application Study Bible says uh that the

Gospel would be later hurt in Ephesus when in Ephesian

idol makers, the Gospel also hurt Ephesian idol makers financially.

That's coming up in Acts chapter nineteen, resulting in a

citywide riot when people are more concerned about their economic

well being than the glory of God and the salvation

of lost souls. It's a clear sign of idolatry, greed,

and wilderness. So it's just it's it's so amazing on

something that unrelatable with seeing demons in a person being

cast out, which is not something that is very common

for us to be a part of, is also carries

with it a principle that says, when we're more upset

about our ability to make money over you know, the

furthering of God's gospel and the good things of God,

then that's a problem. So that's that's a great application

for us today.

Yeah, I think so.

And then the other big one here is she's she's saying, hey,

these men have come to tell you how to be saved.

Right, So what does she say?

She said, there's servants of the Most Hi God, and

they've come to tell you how to be saved. Now,

remember when we mentioned before, just believing isn't enough. You

have to have received Christ as your personal savior. Because

even the demons believe in God. And here this demon

recognizes the Most High God.

Right.

But it's interesting they've come to tell you how to

be saved. It seems like Paul wouldn't have minded that

she was doing it, because that's all true. It's true. Oh, hey,

that is why we're here. We're here to tell you

how to be saved. The problem was he cast out

that demon because he did not want to associate his

message with a demonic message.

Right.

He was differentiating between the two, so he neutralized the

demon power so that he can then just let God's

power rise away.

Well, not to mention he helped the little girl, Yeah

he sure did, sure did.

So what a wonderful thing.

Well then they wind up losing their income and they

get mad and they get arrested and get put in prison,

and then pretty cool story.

And by the way, if you'll permit me, please just

just give me a little bit of leeway here, let

me see, Yes, I permit you, Oh good, thank you.

I had to think about it.

So all the way through this chapter it talks about

the church terminology of saved. So this is where we

sort of get it. So Paul uses it all the

way through the Book of Romans. I mean, it's here

in the Book of Acts. And and by the way,

that word saved means to be rescued, right, that's what

it literally translates into. So so they're telling people how

to get saved. The Roman soldier you know this, the

person in charge of the of the jail fell before

Paul and Silas asked the exact same question, what must

I do to be saved? And by the way, so

it's no secret that I don't I don't love church

culture all that much. But but it's it's it's only

because when it hurts. So let me say it a

different way. Do you remember when we used to use

the word secretary. We used to use the word secretary

all the time, and now we change it to what admin?

Or administrative assistant?

Right?

We used to say stewardess? But now what do we say? Right?

And so we used to say waiter, but now we

say waiter.

Well, no we say server, server, yeah, waitress, waitress, word

association game.

No, no, no, it seems that way. But know what I'm

saying is is that there's nothing wrong with the word

waiter or waitress. But when society attaches that word to

something negative, all of a sudden, it's an untouchable word.

So secretary becomes this abusive nineteen fifties women shouldn't be,

you know, all this kind of thing right then, And

because that word seems tainted, it becomes derogatory. When technically

the word secretary is a great word, sure, but because

it's attached to something negative, then it's almost like I

want to abandon the word. And to be quite honest

with you, the word saved is a biblical word, but

I never use the word saved ever. And the reason

why is because I think with a lot of people,

there's church terms that get attached to a church culture.

And if there's a church culture that seems to be

a little bit negative in somebody's mind, and if those

are the people that are using church terms, then all

of a sudden it feels tainted. So you know, you

hear the word saved, and for you, you may say

what's wrong with that because you have a great church

experience with that, But with me, it immediately takes me

to all the churches that I have problems with. So anyway,

all that to say this, so I just I always

like to say, the word saved is the term that

we're using. It's a biblical word, but what it really

means is putting your faith and trust in Jesus Christ, right.

It means making a decision to trust Christ to go

to heaven. And that's the word. But you'll never almost

hear me, never say the word.

Say whenever I use the word saved, I don't really

associate it with negative church experiences, but I do I

am aware of how lost people of the world would

currently maybe not understand it. So any word that is

in the Bible, that's common, that has a really important meaning.

I'll keep using the word.

It's a biblical word, but I'll always use it in

the context of the definition. So I always explain, explain,

here's what it means.

Right.

I think the word saved is really, really, really important

because a lot of people have replaced the word safe

with you need a relationship with God, or you need

to have more faith or whatever.

As opposed to like salvation.

Salvation means you need to be saved from something, right.

And you know, I've had a lot of conversations with

people who go, I'm a pretty good person. I just

and so what they're looking for is more blessing from

God on their pretty good life, as opposed to understanding,

I'm a lost sinner that is on my way to

hell unless God saves me. I need a savior, I

need I need to be saved. And so the word

is an important word, but we always need to use

it in the content. We have to give the definition

of it, rather than allowing the current colloquialisms and the

current definitions in society to drive.

The meaning of it.

We have to come back to the Biblical definition of it.

Yeah, and if you're if you're going to use a

synonym to your point, just use a synonym that focuses

on the actual salvation of a person as opposed to

having to knowing God or something.

Yeah.

Yeah, well it's not inappropriate to use the word rescue

or whatever else.

Right.

But yeah, so they wind up getting arrested for no reason.

They hadn't done anything illegal.

Right, although they say they say, they claimed that they're

doing illegal.

Sure, but they hadn't actually broken the law. Conversation was

not illegal. And uh so they wind up getting put

in prison, and but they're not treated like Roman citizens.

Can you imagine the apology that had happened? Oh man,

can you imagine after stripping them and beating them with

wooden rods. I don't know about you, but that does

not sound fun at all.

Well, they had to have their wounds addressed later, so

you know they were wounded pretty badly.

They're putting stocks.

Yes, have you been in any of the prisons, the

Roman prisons in like Rome.

Or they have or not in Rome? But I was

in prisons in Israel?

Yeah, how long? How much time did you do?

So you know, they'll always have like something attached to

the floor, some hooks, some circles, some rings. They'd run

chains through those and then they would attach like in

this one, they were stocks, so they'd have their foot

put their feet put into these stocks. They'd lock it

down so they couldn't move They're completely immobile. Then they'd

be attached to the floor. They couldn't move around it all, right, And.

Sometimes it was the risks and the risks and ankles.

Yeah, and it was somewhat torturous, right, It wasn't intended

to be like full on torture, but it was a

miserable experience. You know, through the nighttime, you couldn't move

around much. You're kind of the chafing, all those kinds

of things that would happen. But this was not a

treatment for a Roman citizen who had not been tried.

So Roman citizens were guaranteed a trial before you were

put in the prison, right right. But non Roman citizens

were just treated like non Roman citizens. They're just thrown

a prison, beat up, roughed up and stuff. And so

they just assumed because they had this Jewish accent and

they were talking to Jews and whatever, they must be Jewish,

and so they didn't realize that both paul In Silts

were deserved a different treatment.

Right legally, Yeah, And.

It also says that they were thrust into the inner dungeon,

which means it's not as if they needed the stocks

to keep them safe, right, They were already in the prison,

and then they put them in this center of you know,

the the facility, which is you know, to be guarded,

so there's guards watching them. They're already in the inner dungeon,

and so they're thrown in the stocks for good measure

of torture, and.

They're wounded so badly, and they're in such a miserable circumstance,

and they're in the worst of the worst. That's why,

as asking if you've been in any of the old

Roman prisons, they're miserable, they're wet, they're gross, there's no light,

the smell would have been horrible, everything else. And these

guys are sitting there about midnight with bleeding, wounded, having

been beaten for no reason, and they they're singing yeah right,

and all of the other prisoners were listening. You know,

they would have had the right to be mad that

they felt like, hey, I'm just serving God, but this

bad thing happened, and I'm mad at God. Instead they

decided to praise God. And everybody else is watching. And

I think that we have to be aware as Christians,

your reaction to everything. There are lost people that are watching,

your reaction to your boss, your reaction to your co workers,

your reaction to bad circumstances, to the bad moments in life,

to the all the things. Everybody they're watching, You're being watched,

and so they're watching. And then this earthquake comes. They

all get set freed, whoo, but none of them leave.

They all stay.

The other guys don't leave because they aren't Roman citizens,

probably and they're afraid of getting killed if they leave.

Paul and Status don't leave because they don't want to.

They don't want this Philippi and jailer to kill himself.

Well, I think that that's a possibility of why the

other crowd didn't leave. I think it's impossible to say why,

by the way, for any of that, but I think

it's healthy to speculate. Well, I think it's healthy to speculate.

We like, for instance, I could easily say the reason

why they didn't leave is because Paul and Silas told

them not to they immediately wanted to leave. In fact,

they would have left if not for that. It was

included in the scriptures. The scripture goes out of its

way to say they were listening. Now, why would the

scriptures say that they were listening to them singing. It's

probably because it's directly connected to their motivation of why

they didn't leave. So they're just thinking to themselves, I

don't know what's happening, but here's what we know. We've

never seen anything like that. And wherever you go, we go.

Whatever you tell us to do, will do right. So

you say, well, here's the reason why they didn't leave.

They didn't leave because out of fear of getting caught whatever.

I would say, that's a great speculation. There's nothing wrong

with saying that, But it's more accurate to say it's probable, right,

because it's not told here. See, I would actually lean

toward the probability of them not leaving. For the reason

why I said it, I always assume.

Because of the testimony, Yes, Timony, something special policy, because

they're just thinking, like, hey, we don't know what just happened.

Yeah, but we just know that all of us aren't singing, right,

Like all of us. We did none of us. In fact,

there's probably several prisoners that have said, you know, I've

been here a very long time, you know, and I've

never seen anybody react the way that you reacted. And

then as you're singing, all of a sudden, this this

supernatural god force opens all of our stocks and all

of our jail cells. So wherever you go, we go.

Whatever you say, we're with you. That's why I would

think that.

They wouldn't leave.

So what we do know clearly is that the jailer

was going to kill himself, and the real reason was

if a.

Roman jailor lost his.

Keep, then he would be executed, and so him taking

his own life was going to be easier than the

execution that he was going to have to face with

the Romans. And so who's going to do? And they said,

don't worry about it.

We didn't leave.

You don't have to kill yourself, and so I think

it's really amazing. Apparently the jailor was also listening to

them sing, because his very first response was sirs, what

must I do to be saved? And great phrase?

Not on that, but what what prisoners stick around? And

and actually, don't you know, run when all the jail

cells are opened, and he realized probably you know, again

it's not spoken, but in that moment, it's safe to

assume that he realized that his well being was more

important to all the prisoners than their own freedom, Which means,

why would a person do that? Can you think about this?

That jailor could have It doesn't say that he that

he was, but he was certainly in charge of the beatings, right,

so it could have been. Right. So, so if you're

the guy who's who's charged with beating people with wooden

rods and torturing them and assigning them and everything else,

and then all of a sudden they're showing you love,

you know, they're more concerned about your well being than

they are for their own freedom. Imagine how humbling that

would be. It would it would crumble your soul to

the core. It would humble you to the place where

you're like, why am I worthy of any of this?

So it says he falls down trembling, What must I

do to be saved? You know, there's a lot of

things that we can you know, we can basically just

say this that the salvation of this man was more

important than just about anything else, even their own their

own lives. Yeah, Paul and Silas right. So it's just

it's just a really great thing to cling on to.

The salvation of one person is worth.

Well, it's this whole household, by the way, his entire household.

So to wrap up with this, the power of worship

in a difficult time. When you when you honor God

and worship God even when the worst things are happening

to you, everybody else sees it. So those other people

who are also going through difficult times are amazed by

that kind of faith. And even the persecutors are like,

there's something special here. Even when I'm trying to drive

it out of them, they just rise above it. And

God must be real. And that's what caught his attention

was these guys. I believe these guys are worshiping even

after we've given them our worst And later on he

finds out they didn't even deserve it, and he shouldn't

have done it, And you know, he could lose his

job over the fact that all this happened. So I

think the power of worshiping a struggle, don't minimize that

you worship God even in the pain He gives and

he takes away, but I still say Blessed be the

name of the Lord. And that's I think maybe one

of the greatest takeaways that we can take from this story.

That's a great takeaway. You know, David did it job,

did it ye? You know here we have Paul and

Silas doing it.

Yeah, so it's great. Yep.

So a lot of things to take away from this

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